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TRIPLE CROWN ROUND-UP ROYALE

TRIPLE CROWN ROUND-UP ROYALE

Welcome to the first ever TRIPLE CROWN ROUND-UP ROYALE, that’s three round-ups, representing three new plays and their respective playwrights, PLUS the playwrights in the field that brought us all the tantalizing tidbits.  There you go, a TRIPLE CROWN ROUND-UP ROYALE.

April 7

ALMOST FREE by Tim Duncheon with reporting by Isaac Rathbone

George W.

George W.

Tim Duncheon brought us new pages from his play Almost Free which will be presented IN FULL on May 20th to close out the Soap Gets In Your Eyes reading play festival. Admission to these readings aren’t “almost free,” they’re COMPLETELY FREE! Anyway, Tim’s play is a hilarious farce about colonial medicine, American history and slavery.  It’s an edgy look at how much American race relations really haven’t changed in over 200 years. We all secretly wished that Tim was our “cool” college history professor. Maybe next cycle, he can start wearing corduroy blazers with elbow patches and say things like, “Don’t call me Professor Duncheon. You can call me Tim.”

Some highlights of the night included:

  1. Tim D cannot tell a lie: George Washington owned slaves. Think about that the next time you throw down a dollar bill at a restaurant or strip club.
  2. The play is set in Philadelphia during a yellow fever epidemic in 1793. Treatments included bloodlettings and eating bark. Pssh. Thanks, Obamacare.
  3. Like Tim’s other plays, Almost Free featured a “man of mystery.” #wherearethewomen?
  4. Ike ordered a BLT from Mikey’s and again they made a mistake and he received a burger instead. Thanks, Obamacare.
  5. We had no feedback discussions regarding real estate. Nothing. The evening felt incomplete.
  6. One of the characters signed the Declaration of Independence. What have your character’s done lately?

April 14

POSTED by Brandon Marianne Lee with reporting by Matt Barbot

Emily Post

Emily Post

Whee!

This go-round we had the beginnings of a brand new play by our resident fantasy football fanatic femme fatale (that’s alliteration, for you English majors) Brandon Marianne Lee!

Posted is Brandon’s new play about the doldrums of the hyper-masculine corporate banking world, with all the fat jokes and casual sexism that it entails. Who better to shake things up than early twentieth century author and expert in etiquette Emily Post? (No one better, is the answer, in case you were wondering.

THINGS WE LEARNED

  1. In Brandon’s play, the company’s Lactation Room serves as a male-free refuge for the women to congregate and plot. In reality, they’re usually pretty bland and poorly decorated. We lamented that something as cool and important as a room devoted entirely to lactation could be treated as an afterthought. For shame!
  2. Brandon’s character Octavia is based on an actual living person named Octavia with whom Brandon works. Don’t worry, though! Octavia knows she’s being transmogrified into a fictional character, and will probably be at the reading! Come on out to meet the fake Octavia and the real Octavia and see if you can tell which is which!
  3. We had a minor disagreement about whether Brandon’s character Catherine had been possessed by the spirit of Emily Post, was pretending, or had experienced an emotional break. There were only minor injuries.

Come to the reading of Posted on Sunday, May 17th, at 1:00PM, but remember your manners and be on your best behavior.

April 21

HAGS, MOPES, AND THE END OF ALL EXISTENCE by Jen Browne with reporting by Amanda Keating

Chickens in a bathtub.

Chickens in a bathtub.

Last week, Jen Browne brought us the beautiful, strange story of Mopes and Hags, two folks long past their prime who, as they await the imminent destruction of the world and their accompanying demise, find an unexpected gift of biblical proportions on their doorstep. Mopes and Hags unknowingly contemplate the great questions of existence, all while gazing into the eyes of their former selves and keeping their family of chickens (yes, chickens) out of weather-related-harm’s way.

Things we learned?

  1. In the event of an earthquake, make sure the chickens are in the bathtub. …or is it a tornado?
  2. Some humans are sexually attracted to comets.
  3. What’s so bad about a hiccup: “They never amount to anything they just disappear and then everybody’s glad they’re gone.”

Like what you hear? Well you can hear it all if you come to the reading of Hags, Mopes, and the End of All Existence at 1:30PM on May 10. Just come! This play is beautiful and also very funny.

April 28….

Wow, wow, wow, let’s not get ahead of ourselves…Tonight we hear Natalie Wilson’s festival offering The Innkeeper and then that’s right it’s ALMOST FESTIVAL TIME!

SOAP GETS IN YOUR EYES: a festival of new plays runs May 10 through May 20 at Shetler Studios.  The full schedule and details can be found HERE.

Soap Gets In Your Eyes

See you there!!

Weekly Round Up-March 10

Playwright Jeremy Wine

Playwright Jeremy Wine

LRR lathered it up once again on March 10th with the latest installation of Jeremy Wine’s play PROXIMITY. An obsessive female scientist, a charmingly adorable sandwich delivery guy, the ghost (or is it?) of Nikola Tesla and the actual Richard Hoolbrooke find themselves in a deep-secret military lab in Dayton, Ohio in 1995 — all with the end game of stopping the nefarious Slobadan Milosevic. Is this a play or a way cool new Showtime series?

I learned many things while listening to Jeremy’s witty and wise words — delivered beautifully by repeat offenders Carson Lee and Jeremy Halpern (plus our own Amanda Keating):
  1. Gorgonzola isn’t just a kind of cheese. It’s also a video game. Apparently a cool one with a weird moral twist.
  2. Nikola Tesla was from Yugoslavia. And he would probably have a strong opinion about the Bosnian conflict of the mid-90s.
  3. Reclusive female scientists are indubitably more dramatically interesting than male scientists.
  4. Sandwich delivery guys can be remarkably charming. (At least when Jeremy writes them.)
  5. Roast beef and ham sandwiches are a thing. (At least in Jeremy’s play.)
  6. If you need to get rid of Gina, just talk about politics.
  7. Jen B can’t wait for watermelon and feta.
We all can’t wait to hear what happens next when Jeremy brings this back for our May play festival, Soap Gets In Your Eyes!
Thanks to Natalie Wilson for bringing us this fabulous Weekly Round-Up!
LRR is taking this week off but all will return to normal next Tuesday when newest member Matt Barbot steps up to the plate for the first time!
Hope everybody has a happy and safe St. Patrick’s Day!

Multi-week Round-up With Side of Tots

Feeling Round Down?  Say no more.  Let’s Round Up.

Procrastinator’s Special:  Several weeks in one.

Week 3: Jeremy Wine and his band of merry Rewrites

Week 3 of our full-length reading cycle continued with a constantly-changing read of Pre-Fabricated Homes, a play about iffy construction, having sex with national parks, and a man curiously called “Jeff”.  Jeremy Wine’s play is the best play ever written in the known world.

Full disclaimer: Jeremy Wine wrote most or all of this.

Week 4: Fearsome Frank, by Tim Duncheon, and his pocket pal, Marbles.

We were whisked away, island to island, to the year 1589.  Fearsome Frank is most likely a true story, or semi-true, but it’s certainly musical and pants-immolatingly funny.  A case of mistaken identity leads inevitably to sword and word play, the immaculate Concepcion, and a spot marked by an X.  It’s a musical with depth.

Ba-dum-dum.

Week 5: Exposing Yourself in Public

The first of several Submission Salons, Lather, Rinse, Repeat’s version of Career Night.  We came, we whiteboarded, we solicited ourselves.  It wasn’t pretty.  We are forming a nice little playwright’s helper system for professional development that will one day be shared with the world at large, solving all of American Theatre’s problems.  And we ate pizza.

Week 6: L’Aubergiste by the always happenin’ Natalie Wilson

This house has a mad crush.  It likes you, Jeanine.  It really, really likes you.  Jeanine.  Sure, Bernadette has been going steady with the house for the past trillion years, but it was a good run.  Jeanine.  This house really digs you, if you know what I mean.

Meanwhile, In a Land Not Unlike This Land…

Lather, Rinse, Repeat playwrights have all kinds of frothy action out there.  Not the least of which:  Caps Lock Theatre’s Pussyfest III: The Reckoning.  This year’s installment features a heady brew of LRR playwrights, including Tim Duncheon, Tim Errickson, Isaac Rathbone, Mila Golubov, Natalie Wilson, Jeremy Wine, and Jen Browne.  The line-up this year is stellar–get your tickets for November 2nd, 3rd, and the 10th or you’ll be THAT PERSON that DIDN’T GO.  Don’t be THAT PERSON.  Buy tickets at THIS PLACE.

This is not a drill.

Furthermore, our most beloved Isaac Rathbone will have his LRR-developed play The Gnome produced at the estimable LORT-tastic Barter Theatre early next year.  That’s a world premiere for those of you keeping score at home.  Many more details to come.

LORTLORTLORTLORTLORTLORTLORTLORT

Next Time, Whether As You Like It Or Not:

Issac “Ike” Rathbone brings in his latest Full-length “Fully” Play for a cast of Seasoned “Salty” Actors to read.  This is about that time of year when we stop showering.  Or maybe that’s just me.  I like art.

Weekly Round-Up 3.6

Mila

Yes.  That’s right.  It’s Mila Golubov week.  It’s March 11th and I found myself skipping down Ludlow St. like a Sochi ice dancer.  I’M THAT EXCITED.  Word on the street was shadow puppetry might be involved.  Do you know what?  It was.

With well-coiffed director Brian Gillespie as our special guest, Mila took us down a dark, robotic noir turn where shadow wolves and bears spoke for the inner nature of the denizens of a kind-of-future.  The play–a kiss before dying battery: a shadow play.  I never thought of androids and film noir together.  Now they’re motherfucking inextricable.  It was future-tastic, con-or-be-conned, and downright stichomythic (Look it up, people).

Notes of note:

  1. Dicks should be Private Dicks
  2. In the continuing, yet unplanned Lather, Rinse, Repeat Continuity Project 2.0, this week’s play was once again linked by total happenstance to the play before it.  This time, by virtue of the delicious and fruity mai tai.
  3. “Then what are we doing here.” “Rubbing parts.”  Didn’t I tell you?  Robosapiens and film noir!  Like Peaches and Herb!
  4. Mike Pitsikoulis basically is a robotic bartender.
  5. Carson Lee basically is the most handsome Dick in every room.

Stay tuned for the next Weekly Round-Up; a very special homecoming for our very own Lauren Ferebee, playing hookey from her residency in South Carolina, to treat us to her newest stack of tremendous.  That puts the happy in a 5:00pm – 9:00m $3 pint happy hour(s) at Local 138.

Weekly Round-Up 3.2

Here we are a week after our last gathering and I have to say it was a cock-knocker of a night (Tim E. please confirm proper usage of cock-knocker, can it be used positively, I mean it positively).

Feb 11 marked the 2nd week in our newest lather round and featured Tim Errickson’s lovely play Warm Roses and special guest Leta Tremblay, yep THE Leta Tremblay. Hot night.

This week we learned many things:

1) Epiphany #1: The secret to life’s happiness is becoming a pharmacist. Too bad none of us went to pharmaceutical school. (I do have two in my family so maybe they’ll have some happiness to share.)

2) According to playwright Mariah MacCarthy plays are allowed to be cockteases, they don’t owe you a damned thing. So just keep that in mind and you might be almost as happy as a pharmacist.

3) We all know that Lather, Rinse, Repeat is full of talented playwrights but for the record we are also all ruggedly handsome and last week Isaac Rathbone was voted most rugged.  Congratulations Isaac your certificate is in the mail!

4) Thanks to Tim’s play and Brandon we all know a lot more about probate. Don’t leave your family homes in purgatory folks.

5) According to 30 year olds, 40 is the new 30.

6) We may have established this last week but Local 138 is a great place to read plays and enjoy a sweet happy hour.  Let’s hear it for the bars!

A Moment to Remember:

The moment you’re waiting for an uptown F train just so you can catch a train to Brooklyn and you make eye contact with a tiny black rat drinking track water three feet beneath you. #preciousmomentsindeed

Tonight Lather, Rinse, Repeat meets once again as  it’s Mr. Rathbone’s turn to unveil his new work, we’ll have yet another special guest and of course hold our weekly walk-off for the title of most rugged.   Keep an eye out for next week’s Weekly Round-Up for all of the juicy details.

 

Leta and Tim discuss Tim's play Warm Roses.

Leta and Tim discuss Tim’s play Warm Roses.

Ike celebrates his win as most rugged.

Ike celebrates his win as most rugged.